Forgive my giggles. But when I see a gigantic, inflatable rubber ducky sitting in a harbor in Hong Kong, I laugh uncontrollably. There is something innocent, hilarious and charming about a rubber ducky of any size, but this Godzilla-sized specimen is special.
Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman displays his creation in major waterfronts in major cities in order to “revolutionize the way people view public spaces.” For my money, the giant rubber ducky does a great job of accomplishing that goal.
And while I wanted to be selfish and capture it for my backyard, I will share this with the rest of the baseball-loving world: My personal renderings of the three best MLB locations for Mr. Quackenbush (I know, I know…I shouldn’t name him, I’ll become attached.)
1. McCovey Cove at AT&T Park in San Francisco
Those kayakers out there are going to have some stiff competition for any splash hits. Unfortunately, the Giants were still able to charge $50 a pop for floating room only tickets. And yes, I had to add that little touch on top…
2. PNC Park in Pittsburgh
That bridge sure is pretty, especially when half of it is obstructed by our giant rubber ducky floating on the Allegheny River behind the right-centerfield bleachers. Chances are, the duck is going to have a field day snatching popcorn from fans in the back row.
3. Kauffman Stadium Fountains in Kansas City
I can’t think of a better place to chill in the summer heat and watch a game than in a constant stream of nice, cool water. The Royals are finally relevant, so the ducky would have something to quack for! Heads up when the water cannons go off, though.
Do you think the artist, again of Dutch origin, would adorn the duck with a #Honkbal cap if it was sitting outside a MLB stadium? I really, really hope so. Because this whole #DuckyInfiltratesMLB thing must happen, and happen soon!
Tweet us @3u3d with your suggestions of other MLB-related places for the ducky to squat. Make sure to hashtag #DuckyInfiltratesMLB and we will retweet the best ones! There are plenty of water features among MLB stadiums to choose from, but don’t limit your selections to that. And are they all going to be in right-centerfield??
– Jeremy Dorn (@Jamblinman)
With a 9-15 August in the books so far, the Buccos dropped their overall record to 68-59 and faded even farther back in the National League Central standings.
A playoff spot is questionable, and if they miss, Andrew McCutchen might miss on the MVP too.
Would it be enough for Pirates fans to just see their team finally win 81 games?
Or is the more lofty, postseason aspiration still dancing in their minds?
You tell us, Pirates fans – will you settle for achieving that .500 record in 2012? Comment below!
If so, the Pirates better right the ship, and quick. It’s not that they have been just losing. They have been getting dominated on both sides of the ball. They have been torched by the Padres, and beaten by the Astros and Cubs.
Pittsburgh starts a huge series with St. Louis today. Cy Young candidates A.J. Burnett and Kyle Lohse will take the bump. And sure enough, the Pirates’ most solid August performance came in Busch Stadium a couple of weekends ago, when they stole two out of three from the rival Cards.
But, what previously looked like a walk-in-the-park September (aside from two series against the Reds), now looks like a potentially .500 or worse month if they continue to stumble.
And speaking of that number…a .500 overall record could be in danger. Call me Captain Obvious but the pitchers need to pitch better, the hitters need to hit better, and this team must avoid being the spoilees against teams like Houston, Chicago and San Diego.
Otherwise, the ticker might stop on “80,” a number that would be devastating to see, regardless if you’re a fan of the team or not.
The Pirates have been the darlings of the National League this year. And I can only hope they will break the curse – bonus points if they snag a Wild Card. To reach that .500 mark for the first time since 1992, they need to go at least 13-22 the rest of the way.
I know it’s settling, but 81 wins would be a truly joyous occasion for the tortured fan base at PNC Park. Will they get there?
Vote below: Will the Pirates make the playoffs? Will they even make it to .500?
-Jeremy Dorn (@Jamblinman)