Tagged: reaction

GIF: Giants Reliever Blasts Teammate With Anal Funk

Honestly, there really won’t be much substance to this post. The GIF below speaks for itself, and verifies that fart jokes are still funny. An anonymous reliever in the Giants bullpen very clearly lifts a butt cheek in the general direction of his teammate and lets one rip.

The reaction–one we’ve all experienced in our lives–is absolutely perfect, as the fartee unconsciously lunges to get as far away from the toxic cloud his buddy just unleashed as humanly possible.

But I’m not sure anything beats the immediate look of disinterest upon the farter’s face. He just ruined a teammate’s sense of smell forever and not even a glimmer of guilt?

In other news, the “GIF” acronym has officially been changed to Giants Injure Farting. Knowing their fans on Twitter as I do, coupled with the fact that they came back to tie this game 3-3 before eventually falling 4-3, we’ll be seeing way too many #RallyRipAss hash tags tomorrow.

And we all thought it was the Brewers’ bullpen that was supposed to stink to high heaven.

Just…just enjoy this:

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– Jeremy Dorn (@Jamblinman)

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Video Reaction: Cardinals Complete Game 5 Comeback, Advance to NLCS

Wow, what a crazy, improbable, unbelievable Division Series week we just witnessed. This is why baseball is pure magic. Whether or not you are a fan of the four teams left, you can’t deny that they all earned their way in. After four Game 5’s in four series, we finally got the NLCS and ALCS matchups finalized with a ridiculous game in Washington.

In the type of game that has become routine for the defending champion St. Louis Cardinals, they laughed at a 6-0 deficit in the third inning and slowly chipped away to cut the lead to 7-5 by the top of the ninth inning.

Luckily for Cardinals fans, this team is at it’s best when down to their last strike of the season. With the bases loaded, Daniel Descalso hit a game-tying single, then came around to score on a single by rookie shortstop Pete Kozma. The Cards held on to win 9-7 and advance to the NLCS, shocking the nation’s capitol and pastime’s fan base in the process…again.

My girlfriend is the biggest Cardinals fan in the world, and this is her reaction video to watching that top of the 9th inning. She had to record, turn off her phone, and watch later – I already knew what had happened but kept my best poker face on for the next few hours as we watched it back. She had no idea I was taping her reaction. But check out what pure, unadulterated love for a baseball team looks like:

That’s a good fan if I’ve ever seen one. Good luck to the Cardinals, Giants, Tigers and Yankees in the Championship Series, starting tonight in New York!

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– Jeremy Dorn (@Jamblinman)