GIF: Giants Reliever Blasts Teammate With Anal Funk

Honestly, there really won’t be much substance to this post. The GIF below speaks for itself, and verifies that fart jokes are still funny. An anonymous reliever in the Giants bullpen very clearly lifts a butt cheek in the general direction of his teammate and lets one rip.

The reaction–one we’ve all experienced in our lives–is absolutely perfect, as the fartee unconsciously lunges to get as far away from the toxic cloud his buddy just unleashed as humanly possible.

But I’m not sure anything beats the immediate look of disinterest upon the farter’s face. He just ruined a teammate’s sense of smell forever and not even a glimmer of guilt?

In other news, the “GIF” acronym has officially been changed to Giants Injure Farting. Knowing their fans on Twitter as I do, coupled with the fact that they came back to tie this game 3-3 before eventually falling 4-3, we’ll be seeing way too many #RallyRipAss hash tags tomorrow.

And we all thought it was the Brewers’ bullpen that was supposed to stink to high heaven.

Just…just enjoy this:

giants fart

– Jeremy Dorn (@Jamblinman)

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